Happy Thoughts

I’m so excited about my Two Tight Slaps Award! Think I shall even create sub-awards depending on the degree of slap-deservingness.

Two Loose Slaps Award – for those who just mildly annoy me and will be forgiven.

Two Tight Slaps Award – for those who piss me off and deserve to be called a dumbass.

Tempeleng Award – for those dumbasses who get me ranting non-stop, with witnesses carefully edging towards the nearest exit.

Bitchslapped-across-the-Galaxy Award – for those jackasses who manage to turn me into an angerball of cuss and leave me spewing for months.

Oooops. Somebody get me some kuih bakul to gum up my trap.

Here's some happier haikus.


Chinese New Year soon.
Must think happy chicken thoughts.
Roast chicken wings. Yum.

Day before eve-leh.
Thought all balik kampung dah.
Why still so jam one?

Ooops again. That wasn't very happy. Try again.

Chai Sen Tau - almost!
Fat ang pow, ang ang baju.
Eat kum, drink Fanta.