1. Which is worse, to be chinless or to have a really flat nose?
2. What's happened to George Lucas's chin??? It looks like he's trying to MAKE a chin by growing his beard across the middle of that borderless flesh between his lower lip and his neck (just where is his neck?).
3. What were Stockhard Channing’s parents thinking when they chose her name?
4. Why do Lim Kok Wing’s family, friends and associates not tell him that his dumb hairstyle doesn’t help his scary face and makes him look like an extra from Planet of the Apes?
5. Why do the washrooms on the 9th Floor of my office building always smell good and always have toilet paper, and my 10th Floor ones never do?
6. What’s so nice about endame beans for it to be worth RM4 per plate at those sushi conveyor-belt places?
7. How can Shazmin of MixFM not desperately want to backhand Richard Ng whenever he makes a boorish remark (often) or when he does his oaf-ish uhuhuhuh laugh (all the bloody time)?
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Once again, my services are required. A know-it-all's work is never done:
1. It's worse to be chinless, because a nosejob is cheaper...
2. ...but a chinjob probably hurts more. And anyway, when you're rich, who cares what you look like?
3. So people like you can remember her.
4. See No. 2
5. Because you use the toilet on the 10th Floor.
6. Because people like me keep ordering them no matter what.
7. Because she's secretly sleeping with him.
Falling to my knees in adoration and awe at such fabulous enlightenment...I would hold up grateful offerings of endame beans and shoes, but alas...you are too far away o oracle of know-it-allness...:D
don't bluff, spot - you would NEVER fork out any money for those furry beans, not even for an all-knowing oracle!
Lim Kok Wing's money buys him silence and agreement.
Spot: While your adoration is welcome, it can buy me nothing. I do prefer beans and shoes, but as you pointed out, that's not possible for now. Luckily I can accept cheques and will arrange for payment for future oracular services.
snowdrop: But I'm worth it!
a bit late, i know, but can't resist pointing out ==> those beans are called "edamame" and they're delicious! dun eat them in those cutthroat sushi outlets, but buy them in packets from jaya jusco and just boil them urself.
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