Heehee. I've been asking snowdrop to guest blog but she laments that she has nothing to say.
I am undeterred! This is from her email. My comments in italics.
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[cos I’m too lazy to work today and just wanna go home..]
1. time really crawls when you’re just pretending to work and waiting for 6.15
Imagine doing that the WHOLE DAY from 9.15am
2. it is not good to wear loose bajus cos then one would imagine one is an acceptable size, when wearing normally fitting baju would show one that one is NOT.
You mean you wore your cat baju to work today?
3. oats do not a sustaining lunch make
I told you already. It's horse food. Especially with the apple. Remind me to brush your coat tonight.
4. I have a LIZARD in my kitchen! help!!
Eeeee, but I cannot help you, your mother hates me.
5. need to cut my hair
What's wrong with the chewbacca look?
6. why do pms hormones and eating ‘heaty’ food have the same effect of teasing out huge pimples on the face?
Er. I dunno. Do I get brownie points by saying I hadn't noticed any new pimples?
7. I rely too much on the internet for entertainment during work hours
That's why I suggest that you guest-blog mah
8. making a pointless list does not kill enough time when one is watching the clock
Guest-blogging does. Bitching is another useful thing to do. Wait, I call you....
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9 comments:
ooo, i've been published, i'm "FEMES"!!!
spot dear,
(1) i already have :P
(2) no i did not wear catbaju, i wore the new skirt that fits my enhanced figure;
(3) NEEIGGGHHHHHHHH!!
(4) and if mum were not around, you COULD?
(5) tcherk.
(6) they're NEW, popped out overnight. tcherk again.
(7) and (8) apparently, forced-blogging works too :)
Tee hee. Let's ALL guest-blog on each other's blogs!
Wait, what would be the point of that?
snowdrop - if you become more femes than me, then i will be jeles. huakhuak...these words kill me!
as for the cicak...i could lend you my cicak hotel. geli, but good.
jay - if i guest-blogged at yours, you'd lose your fabulous readership.
btw, what's a gay man's pick for an indispensible hitchhiker's item? see earlier post <--shameless plug.
comment re: bucket - how about using it to catch puke? all that galaxy warping must surely result in motion sickness... this way we clean up after ourselves, no stepping in someone else's puke...
btw, chatting on MSN messenger is SO much more time consuming... and the typing just makes everyone think you're drawing up some very important documents...or replying to an important email (if accompanied by a look of concentration)
platinum - eee you are geli too. my bucket must be CLEAN!!! for the hygiene of its other uses!
t's true, MSN or YM would be so much better. but also very trackable and if there were any illegal software spot audits done by the IT dept, I'd be screwed! :)
how to maintain look of concentration if need to laugh terbahak-bahak?? ;)
If your IT department has time to do spot audits of that sort, then they need to review the layer of fat in that dept... who so free? besides it's not exactly the most exciting thing to do - jaga tepi kain orang... wow that sounded foreign!!!
platinum... we might not want to go there, cos our dear spot may be considered a rather thick layer of fat!
instant messengers are good for looking busy, but dammit there are too many graphics.. and sound effects.. and blinking popping message boxes!! very very hard to maintain a look of innocence when your boss is standing looking over your shoulder discussing a document you're drafting, when in the background, through the headphones, you can hear 'hellooo?!... hellooo?!' said in a high wobbly voice!
platinum - wah, still can remember your BM. Platinum Boleh!
the irony is, my entire job description is to jaga the tepi kain of everybody else. :)
havent had an audit yet, but i've been told that our compulsory 10 day block leave is exactly for the powers that be to snoop around in your pc to see if you've been bersuhabating with customers to launder money or commit fraud.
snowdrop - it's true too! i am a layer of fat. whilst i alone do what i do, even if i didnt do what i do, the bank's business can still go on quite smoothly.
eeee. why your YM's voice so geli one. the most basic giveaway is that smiley at the right hand bottom bar. cis.
install Skype!!! skype is the way to go.. all messages are encrypted.. ;).. and always remember to set "No history" in any of the chat programs u install.. ;)..
in case interested.. can d/l at www.skype.com
actually ppl use skype to call overseas/IDD via computer.. but they hv message chat option which is encrypted.. heh.
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