If you're bored enough and stare long enough at something, you start seeing things.
Britney Spears --> Britney S pears --> BritneyS Pears --> Britney's Pears!
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I owed two canteen chicks RM1 and RM2 respectively for two whole days just because neither could break a RM50. And they never bugged me for their money. I can't imagine any Chinese vendors doing that.
That's also probably why you can't get any Chinese snack for RM1. Unlike roti kosong or nasi lemak.
We're such a greedy bunch.
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Something ALWAYS posseses me to imagine that I like okra/lady's fingers and should therefore eat them. Bleurk. Speaking of which, how creepy for a lady to have the fingers of an Ethiopian Hulk.
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Does anyone actually say "Biar Betul" and "Bawa Bertenang" in real life?
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I park next to a mini-jungle (home to a troop of monkeys, so I deem that it qualifies to be called "jungle") at work. Is it physically possible for a snake to sneak into a parked & locked car?
The fantasies of being eaten by a rogue anaconda whilst driving home are starting to really worry me.
6 comments:
I like okra, although gotta admit it does look bleurgh.
and yes, i do say biar betul and bawa(k) bertenang in real life. but not in dramatic way.
Don't worry, no anaconda will get into your car. the monkeys will make sure it won't happen.
Fingers of Ethiopian Hulk oozing with little cysts, I might add.
That said, I love okra. Especially in fish curry and yong tau foo.
asmadi - it's that slime, i tell you! you do? wah..i really don't get out much. what does biar betul mean? i know bawak bertenang = relak, be cool, etc..
wandernut - it's when eating that stuff that i imagine that i like okra. insidious little things.
poor britney. you think it has ever crossed her mind someone on the other side of the world would have such deep contempations about her name?
lady's fingers, okra, "i don't feed you poison", "must tryyyy, it's really nice cooked like this, not like (some other method)".. ALL = YUCK. BLEARGHHH. those damn things only good for making pretty little prints for school projects.
note to self: must remember to get spot some sulphur to discourage snakes entering xena. eer... sulphur has no adverse effects on humans.. right??
snowdrop, how u cook the lady fingers?? i love lady fingers.. dun tell me with sambal? i dun eat chili.. if got tak pedas recipe.. pls share! my lazy method.. steam, when done, cut and drizzle some onion oil + light soy sauce.. :D
biow, sorry, i've NEVER cooked lady's fingers. never have, never will. eeughh yuck blearghhh. sorry. :)
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