Political Moos

While Spot is busy working...please welcome the shallow political commentary of Bitchy Bessie, the resident, in-the-field (literally) cowrespondent.

"The war on terror goes on..." - Shut up, little baboon. Tell us something less apparent, like when did Saddam change his name to Terror?

Demanding the resignations of your entire cabinet for the sake of political and economic reforms? Err..Lady, it's not them, it's you. Surely you're aware that the people have made ringtones out of your election-fixing phonecall?

And back home...guess you're regretting those crocodile tears you shed so publicly when the Man decided to step down? Bet you're still asking "Why, Why?" now though, as you wonder at the knife lodged in your back.

Well. That's all for now from me, Bitchy Bessie, chewing the cud from the field. Toodles!