Another Meme

Thanks, Lady-With-Enormous-Yet-Strangely-Attractive-Butt.

These memes make such excellent voyeur material, don’t they?


Seven things you plan to do before you die:

1. Lose the baggage
2. See a dentist
3. Move permanently to Australia
4. Have no fixed liabilities
5. Be a hedonistic bum (not yours, Hedo)
6. Watch a live Indigo Girls concert
7. Own an Alpha Romeo

As you can probably tell, I’m not very ambitious. Except for the seeing a dentist bit.

Seven things I could do (but won’t):

1. Go for the employer-sponsored Institute Jantung Negara medical screen this morning. Didn’t, because
a) it was at 7.45 am ,
b) I don’t have trackpants and
c) I’m petrified of the blood test.

2. Exercise - Bwahahaha! It’s a waste of my excellent metabolic rate, though.

3. Leave for work before 8.30 am

4. Eat more fruit

5. Apply myself at work – Why would I? You’d have nothing to read here if I did.

6. Spend less time online – ditto above

7. Iron my own clothes


Seven celebrity crushes:
What am I, seven? No crushes, but these are celebrities that make me go yowz.

1. Angelina Jolie - Really, do I even have to say anything?

2. Jodie Foster – that damn Flight Plan poster really does her no justice

3. Gillian Andersen – Mulder, shmoulder. She made scientists look sexy.

4. Carolyn Kepcher – Kick-ass Trumpette who unfortunately looks like Princess Diana. Watch the Apprentice to see for yourself.

5. Miss Ali of TWOP – no clue what she looks like, but she makes eyeball rolling an art.

6. Cate Blanchett - A far more deserving candidate for the Australian Order of “Our”. Not sure if Our Nicole and Our Kylie would agree .

7. Nigella Lawson – Finger-licking. Mmmrowl.


Seven often repeated words:

1. Anyway
2. Dumbass
3. Cis!
4. Y’know
5. Poop
6. Stupid
7. Dammit!


Seven physical traits I look for in the opposite either (because it determines whether I'd even speak to, much less shag, you) sex:

1. Hair with body. Straight is boring

2. Smell – I am a smell monster and can smell you from 3ft away, so please let it be a pleasant experience

3. Laugh lines

4. Clear separation between chin and neck – chinlessness is worse than multiple chins

5. Voice – Chipmunks and horses need not apply

6. Laugh – There’s just no point if you laugh like a snorfling hyena with asthma

7. Size of mouth – we’re talking capacity and proportion here