...from the world’s most bombastic “boohoo, please tell me you love me” post…
Yay, it's Friday!
Unfortunately, it looks abysmally dark outside. Hope it's not raining, or Snowie will have to suffer hearing me make up another expletive (that would be the deliciously screamable CB and LC in Hokkien) - peppered song to keep the road rage at bay as I endure another 1 1/2 hour drive back from the office. Try it. Cathartic, I assure you.
Here's some good advice I picked up from Vitagen.
"Sayangilah perut anda setiap hari"
Now go forth and spend the weekend stroking it.
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oh my, now i'm getting weird thoughts of you stroking your udders to produce milk in which vitagen is made from and you drink the vitagen and continue stroking your udders to produce milk...
very disturbing scenario, i tell you.
I can really picture you singing in the rain with the appropriate expletives in Hokkien or any other language you fancy....
Spot: I'm siiiinging in the *add your fav expletive here* rain,
Just *toot* *toot* in the *bleep* raaaaiiiinnnn.....
What the *censored*??!! *waves at idiot driver with middle finger accidentally protruding*
Vitagen lover,
BoobJuicer
Sayangi perut? Can't we stroke something else instead?
Paul
oh?! you can try 'cha siu pao, lin yung pao, dao sa pao, po lo pao' or 'apple, banana, watermelon YOU' next time you're having rough road trip.
'healthier' and more easy to the ear (snowie, huh?) than CB and LC ;P
eat more fruit, good for u. well, if you can't eat more fruit, 'curse' more fruit...also good for u :P
swearing definitely must be done in hokkien! more ommph!!!
errr... darling, whoever said the way through a man's heart is through his perut aimed a bit too high.
Lower baby, lower. oh yes.
=P
oh well then, swear 'fruitily or (haha) bunny' in hokkien then. lol!
Before I finished the post, my eyes were drawn to CB and LC. Then I laughed and laughed. I think you wanna break the tension in a situation, you either break into Tamil or Hokkien.
Kakakaka.
Yea, the picture of Spot drinking bacteria-infused milk from Spot's own udders is rather disturbing.
More disturbing than Hokkien (or other dialect) cussing.
trust you, hedo, trust you. >P
like, euuuuu!
boober - haha, my songs are not so placid...more like -
(to the tune of Love Story)
Where do I begin?
To tell the story of the CB drivers here...
savante - heh. i'm sure you do. :)
lotsachi - nah. no need to hide. CUSS OUT LOUD AND PROUD!!! CB! LC! F**KERS!!
biow - exactly. all said in a hiss!
lady v - they were shy to say mah...incidentally, the Vitagen ad does have a pair of hands making a heart shape on the perut, with fingers aiming downwards from the perut. not-so subliminal messages!
box - indeed. like "kanasai". sounds hilarious, but what does it mean???
wandernut - ! eeeyer. no need to supply the details kwa... :)
chase away the monday blues, everybody let's sing...
(to the tune of C is for Cookie)
C is for CB, in front got so many
L is for LC, they drive like they dun have
CB and LC, i say to all of you, hey!
CB CB CB starts with C!
sigh - after the perut has been sayanged with cheesecake, stuffed mushrooms, apple kuchen, fritatas and crabs, you STILL need to curse away the monday blues?!
I sayang my own perut too much la. I prefer sayanging other peoples peruts... its more annoying that way....
hehe...snowie, don't forget a cow has 4 peruts ;P
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