Wednesday, April 05, 2006
April's Fools
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA…*wheeze*….AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
*wipes tears*
Ehehehe…hehehe…BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
Can you imagine…teeheehee…
Paris Hilton starring as Mother Teresa?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA…HAHAHAHA…AHAHAHAHA… No.
Apparently, it’s not an April Fool’s joke.
So. What will the movie be called?
"A Simple Life in Calcutta"?
Excuse me while I bergolek-golek di atas lantai.
Come to think of it, the late Mother Teresa is probably bergolek-ing in her grave too.
Oh, oh…but that’s not all for today’s funnies.
How about Lindsay Lohan as Wonder Woman?
Ehehehehe…HAHAHAH!
Deluded child.
Seriously. Hello.
Wonder WOMAN.
Joss Whedon, have you forgotten about Lucy Lawless??!!
Who else could possibly pull off prancing around in star-spangled panties, deflecting speeding bullets with silver bracelets whilst doing the hand jive, all with the dignity of a self-respecting Amazon?
Wouldn’t the bad guys pee their pants and gladly offer up their dirty little secrets when trussed up in the magical Lasso of Truth if their interrogator was Xena, Warrior Princess?
Who else would look the least ridiculous flying an invisible plane? Psst – is anyone old enough to remember the cartoon Superfriends?
Ok, fine, if Lucy Lawless isn’t available, how about Catherine Zeta Jones?
At least get someone who looks like Lynda Carter lah.
Ah well.
Nothing beats the all-time total f**kup in casting –
- That midget Halle Berry as X-Men’s Storm.
*gag. barf*
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7 comments:
Thanks for the giving me my first few laughs for the day. Excuse me ah....*proceeds to ketawa terbahak-bahak sambil bergolek-golek di atas lantai macam Spot*
Paris as THE Mother Teresa....*continues to laugh hysterically* MT and the late Pope would be laughing themselves silly up there.
I can actually see Paris in Calcutta now!
paul
Akchelli hor, I'm bergolek-golek-ing di atas lantai at your expression lor. :)
*goleking*
Eh, such an insult to Mother Theresa la.
If Paris would just drop one of her ear-rings... it's prolly enuff to feed all the street kids in Calcutta for a year! If there's one person I won't hesitate shooting in this world, it'd be that spoilt brat!
Yup, saw that in the news too! But I thought April's Fools was over already.
Sigh. I do hope it's really a bad joke. I mean the Paris one.
Yes.. Halle Berry was really stupid and timid and not at all awe inspiring when I think about Storm.
Paris Hilton- it would be so interesting to see THAT movie.
Lindsay Lohan - at least they did not pick Hilary Duff
trust them to get a porn starlet cum debutante to play mother teresa.
but i read the papers, the director said that paris' face bears amazing likeness to mother teresa. sigh.
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