Wednesday, July 19, 2006
Bimbo Bubbles
Oh where oh where has the passion gone?
Me: Eeee…your panties so frightening. Like Great White shark-skin. Or black pomfret.
Snowie: Meh.
Snowie: I’m frisky.
Me: zzzzzzzzzzz….
Snowie: hwek
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I wish I really had a St. Bernard (geekchic, hereyago). I’d name him Rum. And he’d be friends with a Daschund named Raisin.
And because St. Bernards are massive, I’d be able to ride Rum to the minimarket. Raisin can carry the shopping.
I’d also like to have a pet crocodile just so I can name her Handbag.
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Why does the sight of Jackie Chan with long hair piss me off unbelievably so?
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As a former beauty queen (Miss Malacca Club 1979 or 80…who can keep track?) myself, I must seriously protest the fact that the Miss Universe pageant doesn’t include participants from the rest of the Universe.
Imagine Donald Trump crowning Miss Uranus.
Hilarity.
Trump: So, where are you from?
Ms. Uranus: Uranus
Trump: Wooargh. Dirty talk, I like. Where will you be after this.
Ms. Uranus: In Uranus.
Trump: All other contestants...you're fired! This is the new Miss Universe!
Miss Uranus: I, Miss Uranus?
Trump: Ooo baby. So soon?
Ummm... enough of that.
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Oh my goodness the new Mandarin & Ginger flavoured Fisherman's Friend is SO delicious!!!
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what??! not only am i rejected, i have to be publicly humiliated too??? grr... methinks it's time to be applying for a job at wingedman's...
OMG!! That's one hilarious post.
Ok, out of the loyalty to my long time friend, Snowie....Spot! Grrrr....blurpp...Ahahahahahah!!!!! Oh well, I tried. Sorry, Snowie but it is a funny one especially about your panties. *continues to ketawa until bergolek-golek on the squeeky clean white floor*
Spotty! Better shark skin and black promfret (sans soy sauce I hope) than old grandma undies ala Bridget Jones.
Sayangs to Snowie. Poor tiiiiing...
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I wanted to name Sunshine 'Cookie', but to draw my mom more willingly into doggy ownership, I let mom name her. So Sunshine she became. I can just imagine Cookie trotting to the market with Rum & Raisin.
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I thought I read Donald Trump crowning Uranus. Oh gosh. The mental image.
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Mandarin & Ginger? Wow! Must check that out! My favourite 'candy' at the moment is Ricola's Cranberry. Mmmmm.
WAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA... laugh until can die, wei.
Poor Snowie, "tabled" like this. Snowie, I thought of applying for wingedman's job too. Then, I saw my reflection in the mirror. :P
Sigh, looks like Mandy got no St Bernard as her friend then huh? She's got to stick to waiting for her Boxer "boyfriend" from next door. :P I much prefer a St Bernard. SO much more GAGAH! :)
Great White Shark skin?! Pomfret?! Is that some kinda underwater fish kink?
Paul
oi.. what happened to the cat called tuna?
if my bf ever make comments about my undies resembling fish, i'll tell him, "I'M GONNA BLOODY SKEWER URANAUS!!!!"
mandarin AND ginger?!! yikes!..
what's so scary about black promfret?
lol i would love to have undies that look like fish!
Snowie - Go..go...get us those return tickets to Rome! Maybe he can fly us there.
Boobs - Nudge nudge wink wink. :)
p/s - Eh when you no longer juicing, what to call you ah? Boobjuicer (Rtd)?
Nut - That type also got. ;)
Can't see Sunshine as Cookie anymore...the name has stuck! Cookie needs a boyfriend called Cream. Then can double date with Rum & Raisin.
Ricola Swiss Herb Candy. Yums. Original, always.
Geek - GAGAH! Hahaha...that cracked me up. Never quite associated kegagahan with that breed of dog...but can lah. :)
Paul - Gosh, if only I were allowed to put up a photo. You know how the Great Whites have a grey shiny skin? And how black pomfrets are actually grey and shiny...ah. Like that. Eeee.
Hedo - Tuna inside Handbag. :S
Biow - Hor. Weird combo...but turned out nice.
AJ - Shiny. Grey. Eeeeee. Cannot.
shiny? AND GREY? if snowdrop ever decides she doesnt want them, I like shiny & grey things..
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