Friday, September 08, 2006

Moonlighting

Just in case Snowie doesn't get her scholarship and I'm forced to sleep alone (so what if some folks do, I don't like to cos I'm scared of ghosts) for two years...

Right.

We're no David Tutera (Discovery Travel & Living...Saturdays I think), but I think we can do reasonably nice parties. Christmas is around the corner folks - think parties and presents!

This is from a party we did last Christmas. Candles, fairy lights, serviettes, deco etc. Finger food/desserts. You can have it too!

Give us a budget and a theme. Let us boss you around.

We will be the panadol to your party planning migrane.



But if you're into haggling and getting kiasu pricing, we're not right for you. Our pricing is already NOT marked up for profit. It's all about the aesthetics and looking fabulous, just so we're clear.


Here's a sampling of what we like to do. Small foods. Eye candy to boot.

Left, clockwise - Mini Shepherd's Pies,
Roast Chicken Drummettes,
Baby Potatoes stuffed with pea puree,
Grilled Veg Skewers,
Cream Cheese & Turkey Sandwiches,
Pasta & Mushroom Sauce.


No giant vats of curry chicken or mounds of fried mee. You're better off buying that from your favourite stalls/coffeeshop, really.


These are mini sausage rolls, aka pigs in blankets. And brownies decorated as requested to suit whatever occasion.



So.

Hoping to impress someone but can't pronounce hors douvres or canapes?

Want a romantic dinner for two in the comfort of your own home and rather let wild horses do the cha cha over your dead body than to pay the ridiculous prices outside?

Having a housewarming and rather spend your time grooming your fabulous self for the party?

With an oink and a moo and a cockledoodle doo..
Let us do the planning and cooking for you.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

brilliant ad! *printing out to stick on fridge for future ref*

Anonymous said...

oh i forgot... u'll be over there, not here! *tears up ad*

Anonymous said...

Gosh, I wish you guys were in Ipoh. Can get you guys to plan for a simple luncheon for 10-15 people for me :(

Anonymous said...

Sold! When will you guys be in the Chicago area????

Anonymous said...

You are SO BOOKED for my housewarming, it's not even funny. ETA July 2007. Name your own budget.

Anonymous said...

I can personally vouch for them, peeples! They are seriously fantastic!! Snowie's the queen of desserts....think orgasmic tiramisu and panna cotta......*sigh* *wipes drool*

Look out David Tutera!

Anonymous said...

drool drool drool!

can i be your kitchen elf?

please please please?

(i promise i won't eat anything without your permission)

Anonymous said...

oh my goodness... I am in awe...

If Sharon does have a poetry reading party for people at pusipoesy (if I ever make that trip to KL, that is), could we hire you and snowie to do something for us? :)

Anonymous said...

Who is the cockledoodle doo?

My GAD! Are you sure you're not gay! It looks absolutely fabulous! I love it!

Paul

Anonymous said...

Do you need a subcontractor for your cupcake division? Mine don't taste so good, but I can guarantee a reaction from your guests.

All kidding aside ("Kidding? Who's kidding?") I think this is an awesome idea. Print out some pretty flyers, design some pretty business cards, set up a pretty website and slap me and call me Nigella, I can totally see this working.

Man, I'd love to do the same... but I can't plan, cook or bake (except for cupcakes, I can bake those).

Anonymous said...

Oi this thing eats comments!

Anonymous said...

Oh wait, there it is.

Anonymous said...

wow, very impressive. i feel like such an amateur, compared to you guys.

Anonymous said...

I can help with the pretty website as suggested by Jay ;)

Anonymous said...

Do you have like a standard menu or something that you can email me? My house is going to be ready by Christmas but dunno want to have house warming or not?? And sheesh... my guest aren't into pretty pretty things... ;(

Anonymous said...

Yummm..can I crash the party?

Anonymous said...

Sue - Awww...well, you never know where we'll be. Faster faster, print out again!

geekchic - 10 -15 is quite manageable...am sure you can pull that off yourself mah. As for websites...lazy to maintain.

minty - Heh...if we ever made it over there, I think we'd be too busy shopping/eating to be moonlighting. :)
Must. Eat. Deep. Dish. Pizza.

will - Wah serious ah? I have just the theme for you...Sleazes and Sluts. Though I think there'd be more sluts than sleazes eh, with all the sistahs around? Must sub-out the naughty cupcakes to Jay.

boobs - Thanks! Next time must feed you more.

wandernut - hahaha...no need until kitchen elf so kesian. You can be quality control taster.

dreamer - hey, now that's an idea! We could have a Puisy Poesy Poetry Popiah Party. Go tell Sharon!

paul - That's a spin from Sandra Boynton's Barnyard Dance boardbook for kids - with a baa and a mooo and a cockledoodle doo...

jay - I'll leave the slapping and allusions to heaving bosoms to NM eh?

You come back for Will's party lah, specially to make the rude cupcakes. And to pop out of a giant cake with nothing but umm.. cream ... on. Sluts & Sleazes, you know.

fatboy - Thanks for the compliment, but really, you're the one with the actual taken-off business! We shd be asking to sub-contract for you, hehe.

Promotion: Everyone, go to Fatboy's blog and click on the Original link there..you can see the desserts he makes for sale.

p/s fb, no need to reciprocate by linking to me, k (wah, syiok sendiri). Someone we know reads your blog...identity issues lah.

ame - Mm. But we like pretty things. :) And I don't do goat food very well. At all.

jane - Which one, Sleazes and Sluts? :D It'd be so fun!

Anonymous said...

spot, thanks for the promo. aiyo, i WAS going to link ur blog. so farnee though, the identity issues.

Anonymous said...

OOOOH, i just noticed sherman's lagoon is on your links!!! I LOVE THAT COMIC STRIP!!!! i have all his books (i think).

my favourite is when megan exclaimed, holding her wedding dress in front of her in the mirror, OH,LOOK, I CAN STILL FIT INTO MY WEDDING DRESS, and sherman goes, YEAH, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FIND ANOTHER ONE FOR THE BACK....

Anonymous said...

fatboy - You're welcome. Maybe laterlah when the coast is clear...

I love Sherman! I love how he holds his tummy! I love that Megan wears pearls!

One of my favourites is the one where she's pissed off with him and he doesnt know why.

Is it something I did?
No. *grrrrrr*

Is it something I didn't do?
No. *grrrrrrrr*

Is it something I said?
No. *grrrrraaaawrrr*

Is it something I didn't say?
No. *GRRRRRRRR*

Is it something I said in casual reference to something I did when the thing I did shouldnt have been done or at least done differently with more concern for your feelings?
Maybe.

I knew it.

Anonymous said...

Whoah!!!

You two are sooo booked for my summer nuptial garden party.

=)

Can I be diva-ish and fly you two here some day to take care of it?

Not anytime soon lah.

=P