7.20 am - Friggin alarm. Shaddap, friggin birds, go tweet elsewhere. ZZZZZZZZZzzzz.
8.04 am - zzzzzzzzzz - ! - Friggin off-but-disguised-as-snooze button. Great, hair looks like a chicken exploded on my head.
8.25 am - Lalala...Karen Carpenter's voice is amazing. Must not tell anyone I have Carpenters Gold double cd. So shy. Traffic's so good this morning. Yahoo! Go, Xena! (Xena being my car)
8.50 am - Get out of my friggin way, dumbass, you're blocking my
view of Angelina. Ah....mrowwwl, hello you, didja miss me? Snerk.
8.51 am - !!!!!!!!!!!! Hold on...it's Tuesday! Watching Mrs. Smith tonight!! Wahooo! Hubbahubbamrrowwwl... *feels faint*
9.10 am - Gaaak!!! Sugar. Over. Load. Tongue. Coated. Urk.
9.15 am - Michael Jackson's not guilty? Frig. Bah. Cis. Boooooo. Hisssss.
10.30 am - Guess I should look at work. Heh.
11.00 am - Guess I really should look at work. Bleh.
11.05 am - CRAP! Whadaya mean you want the consolidated group report submitted today??? Frig.
11.06 am - "Dear group colleagues. Kindly forward me a softcopy of your reports ASAP." Cut & Paste function, I love you!
12.05 pm - Sob!
12.10 pm - Angelina today! Wahoo! But must remember to act cool in front of snowdrop.
12.45 pm - TICKTOCKTICKTOCK! Where's the friggin softcopies...I know you've read my email - I got the return-receipt - don't bluff me, dammit.
1.00 pm - "Dear overexcited colleague. We will not be submitting the consolidated report for tomorrow's meeting. We prefer to avoid having to submit a late paper just because the subsidiaries only got back to us yesterday, past the submission deadline, and so will combine it with next month's reporting."
1.15 pm - Brangelina? Heh. Which genius came up with that? Dang...so long more till 9.30pm.
2.00 pm - Watching fireworks display of hair and teeth erupt from colleague's cubicle as she tears and gnashes. Impressive. Go, Credit Review.
2.05 pm - Phonecall from headhunter. Hahahaha...why would I want a job where I'd have to actually work, for a salary not too different from what I already have? Just to be called "counsel"? Such a kidder, the poor dear. I fob her off to snowdrop.
2.15 pm - Bald and toothless colleague asks "What's the effect of a lienholder's caveat?" *frantically figures out whadaheck a lienholder is in the first place*.
2.16 pm - Ummm...*stalls with a gush of legalese, then calls snowdrop* Oh little pink pig, I bow before your wisdom, you SO CREver! Sigh. Why would I know these things anymore? I had a lobotomy the day I ceased practice.
3.00 pm - Sigh. So long more. Tick tock...daydreams, quite relevantly this time, about Angelina Jolie.
4.15 pm - CRAP!!! Evilboss just told me that he wants the report tomorrow. Fucketyfuck. Hate Hate Hate Seeeeeeeeethe.
6.07 pm - Screw this. Bring home and do. After the movie and a long cold shower. Hooves crossed.
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7 comments:
ur head is so full of the pouty mrowwwl.. ha ha.. hope the movie wun disappoint u.. ;)
enjoy the film!!!! ;) or should i say, enjoy ms jolie.
Here's a fun thing to do - after you watch Mr & Mrs Smith, you should write a review - WITHOUT using any of the following words/phrases:
-hot
-sexy
-gorgeous
-uber-MILF
-very shaggable
-the walking viagra
-stirring in loins
-frantic fumbling in dark
-thrown out of cinema by usher
- 'mrrrowl'
kakaka, what an excellent idea, jay!
oh, "habbahabba" must be excluded too. as well as some other growly word related to mmmrrrowl which i cannot remember right now.
haiyah, so excited to say that (see above comment), i forgot i wanted to comment on the post itself too..
first of all, cool was NOT acted.
what?? that headhunter is not going to pay more than what YOU get now? then why the hell was she sent to me???! this huntee is NOT interested. cis.
glad that i could help with that lien-lien thing, dearie. it pays to pay attention during your first few years of practice. THEN u can surf nigella.com
movie was good, that lady was HOT. damn.
*consoles self that spot had to work till the wee hours for that report*
snowdrop said: "movie was good, that lady was HOT. damn."
eh.. u not supposed to use the word HOT.. heh..
now, i must make time for this movie.. hiak.. hiak.
biow - thanks, link is fixed & deleted comment (for better flow!). sob, jay's restriction only applies to me...grrr.
jay & snowdrop - grrrrrr.
snowdrop - sorry oh wise pink piglet, only assuming that they won't pay me so much, based on current salary mah. for you, if they want proscuitto (nigella would approve), they just gotta be willing to pay.
bertha - ohmahGAWD!!!!! *shoots hah look at jay and snowdrop*
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