What I Gave Up For You
1. Spicy/Chilli food every other day
2. Beef twice a week
3. Not having to do much housework
4. Going home to a three-dish dinner every night. With soup!
5. Indifference to/Non-rivalry with my beloved bolster
6. Someone who deserved more than I could give
What I Gained In Return
1. Weight
2. Laugh lines
3. Self-confidence in one very crucial aspect
4. An appreciative audience for my tendency towards chicken wing and cheesy stripper impersonations and the Stop In The Name Of Love Shoulder Shrug
5. Compulsion to be less of a slob, angerball and sloth
6. Refinement of aesthetic sense - things look so much better when they’re pretty, matching and/or be-ribboned
7. Company on that page, on that frequency
8. An ice-cream monster
9. Someone to sing with
10. A happy belly
11. Two-way telepathic powers
12. A relationship that seems renewed each time, after even the shortest of absences, like at the end of a work day.
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aww... *heart kembang-ing until wanna burst*
:x :* :x
(glow)
(gush)
(smile)
snowie can't eat pedas stuff?
oh wow... *envying snowdrop*
Aww! SO FUCKING SWEET!
BTW, the "Stop In The Name Of Love Shoulder Shrug"?
Very the gay.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
scho schweeeeeett!
*offers Spot a spoon and dustpan to scoop up snowie's exploded bits*
Aiyoyo... if I read anymore, confirm kena diabetes.. LOL!
I'm so itching to rip this post again. *shamefaced*
must not. must not. MUST NOT!!!
*smile* you are such a sweet cow. I bet you are a walking condensed milk factory.. lol... I know that was uncalled for but I can't help myself. *smirk*
Ah the beautiful love story of a cow and his pig. -sniff-
Go interspecies relationships!
Awwwwwwwwww.
"An appreciative audience for... cheesy stripper impersonations and the Stop In The Name Of Love Shoulder Shrug"
I would like to request a post dedicated to an explaination of the above pleeze.
whoooaaaa...i'm so envious!
snowie - :*
the box - despite all odds, the right words sometimes do escape my mouth. you're welcome, by the way. "caya sama you".
biow - nope. sob!
stargal & lotsachi - thank you, i think. :)
wingedman - takes one to know one...snerk. oh come on, you know you wanna do it RIGHT NOW. Put your hand on your hip. Stick that other hand out. Do it with me sistah...
STOP! (shrug shrug shrug)IN THE NAME OF LOVE...
wandernut - ooo bacon shrapnel...(not so schweet anymore huh?)
hedo - welcome! (left a comment in your meme post btw) Hmm..guess this could be a meme thing too. Go on, spread the love.
AJ - I LURRVE condensed milk! You and I can SO be makan kaki! With wandernut too. Need some sweetener in your tea? *poised to squirt*
jay - snaps for us! indeed, spot the cowdoll is a boy...
minty - you'll have seen the Supremes demonstration of the SITNOL Shoulder Shrug by now.
Come on, do it with us one more time...
STOP (shrug shrug shrug)! In The Name Of Love (shrug shrug) ...before you break my heart...
The stripper impersonation is accompanied by a "da da da da DAH!" chorus and lots of jiggling interspersed with some SITNOLSS movements as clothes are shrugged off. NOT a pretty sight.
The chicken wing impersonation, on the other hand, needs to be seen to be believed. :)
so can't believe snowie tak boleh makan pedas.. i thot i'm the only rare person from our hometown that tak boleh makan pedas! heh..
Awwww......SO SWEET!! Sounds like you've found your soulmate,Spot! If anyone wrote anything so sweet like that I would kembang until explode into a million pink piggie pieces!
Thanks for the cheesy stripper bit. I will keep that in mind the next time I run out of foreplay ideas...hehehe....Now where is my Diana Ross CD?? *Hums and does "The Love Shrug" happily*
From she who is in the milky way,
BoobJuicer
heehee, i so lucky hor?! fair compensation for having to do lots more housework and double quantities of ironing... and putting up with an occasional angerball :)
wandernut, BJ, i HAVE NOT burst! after all, i'm quite used to the feeling, cos the cow is really so sweet (almost) all the time and my heart has expanded over the years to accomodate it!
oh, and that chicken wing impersonation REALLY needs to be seen to be believed!!!
Spot honey
This is SOOOOOO sweet. If someone wrote that for me, I will feel like walking in the clouds for a week. Or month.
I am so envious, but in a good way of course. ;P
You are so lucky, snowdrop.
Couldn't help smiling while I was reading it.
Sigh!
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