Friday, September 02, 2005

No Return Policy Required

What I Gave Up For You

1. Spicy/Chilli food every other day

2. Beef twice a week

3. Not having to do much housework

4. Going home to a three-dish dinner every night. With soup!

5. Indifference to/Non-rivalry with my beloved bolster

6. Someone who deserved more than I could give


What I Gained In Return

1. Weight

2. Laugh lines

3. Self-confidence in one very crucial aspect

4. An appreciative audience for my tendency towards chicken wing and cheesy stripper impersonations and the Stop In The Name Of Love Shoulder Shrug

5. Compulsion to be less of a slob, angerball and sloth

6. Refinement of aesthetic sense - things look so much better when they’re pretty, matching and/or be-ribboned

7. Company on that page, on that frequency

8. An ice-cream monster

9. Someone to sing with

10. A happy belly

11. Two-way telepathic powers

12. A relationship that seems renewed each time, after even the shortest of absences, like at the end of a work day.

16 comments:

Karen said...

aww... *heart kembang-ing until wanna burst*

:x :* :x

The Box said...

(glow)
(gush)
(smile)

Biow said...

snowie can't eat pedas stuff?

stargal said...

oh wow... *envying snowdrop*

Will said...

Aww! SO FUCKING SWEET!

BTW, the "Stop In The Name Of Love Shoulder Shrug"?

Very the gay.

Wandernut said...

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
scho schweeeeeett!

*offers Spot a spoon and dustpan to scoop up snowie's exploded bits*

Tiffany L said...

Aiyoyo... if I read anymore, confirm kena diabetes.. LOL!

I'm so itching to rip this post again. *shamefaced*

must not. must not. MUST NOT!!!

AJ said...

*smile* you are such a sweet cow. I bet you are a walking condensed milk factory.. lol... I know that was uncalled for but I can't help myself. *smirk*

Jay said...

Ah the beautiful love story of a cow and his pig. -sniff-

Go interspecies relationships!

Mint Chutney said...

Awwwwwwwwww.

"An appreciative audience for... cheesy stripper impersonations and the Stop In The Name Of Love Shoulder Shrug"

I would like to request a post dedicated to an explaination of the above pleeze.

lotsachi said...

whoooaaaa...i'm so envious!

Spot said...

snowie - :*

the box - despite all odds, the right words sometimes do escape my mouth. you're welcome, by the way. "caya sama you".

biow - nope. sob!

stargal & lotsachi - thank you, i think. :)

wingedman - takes one to know one...snerk. oh come on, you know you wanna do it RIGHT NOW. Put your hand on your hip. Stick that other hand out. Do it with me sistah...

STOP! (shrug shrug shrug)IN THE NAME OF LOVE...

wandernut - ooo bacon shrapnel...(not so schweet anymore huh?)

hedo - welcome! (left a comment in your meme post btw) Hmm..guess this could be a meme thing too. Go on, spread the love.

AJ - I LURRVE condensed milk! You and I can SO be makan kaki! With wandernut too. Need some sweetener in your tea? *poised to squirt*

jay - snaps for us! indeed, spot the cowdoll is a boy...

minty - you'll have seen the Supremes demonstration of the SITNOL Shoulder Shrug by now.

Come on, do it with us one more time...

STOP (shrug shrug shrug)! In The Name Of Love (shrug shrug) ...before you break my heart...

The stripper impersonation is accompanied by a "da da da da DAH!" chorus and lots of jiggling interspersed with some SITNOLSS movements as clothes are shrugged off. NOT a pretty sight.

The chicken wing impersonation, on the other hand, needs to be seen to be believed. :)

Biow said...

so can't believe snowie tak boleh makan pedas.. i thot i'm the only rare person from our hometown that tak boleh makan pedas! heh..

Anonymous said...

Awwww......SO SWEET!! Sounds like you've found your soulmate,Spot! If anyone wrote anything so sweet like that I would kembang until explode into a million pink piggie pieces!

Thanks for the cheesy stripper bit. I will keep that in mind the next time I run out of foreplay ideas...hehehe....Now where is my Diana Ross CD?? *Hums and does "The Love Shrug" happily*

From she who is in the milky way,
BoobJuicer

Karen said...

heehee, i so lucky hor?! fair compensation for having to do lots more housework and double quantities of ironing... and putting up with an occasional angerball :)

wandernut, BJ, i HAVE NOT burst! after all, i'm quite used to the feeling, cos the cow is really so sweet (almost) all the time and my heart has expanded over the years to accomodate it!

oh, and that chicken wing impersonation REALLY needs to be seen to be believed!!!

Derek said...

Spot honey

This is SOOOOOO sweet. If someone wrote that for me, I will feel like walking in the clouds for a week. Or month.

I am so envious, but in a good way of course. ;P

You are so lucky, snowdrop.

Couldn't help smiling while I was reading it.

Sigh!